Post by Wetdog on Jul 23, 2005 18:29:39 GMT 1
A little boy is standing on the street corner eating an ice cream cone, and a dog is sitting attentively next to him watching every bite.
A man comes up and thinks, HOW CUTE. He asks the boy, "Does your dog bite?" and the boy answers him "no".
The man reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog snarls and bites his hand.
The man says, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The boy says, "He doesn't."
The man says "But your dog just bit me!!!"
The boy says "That's not my dog."
A man comes up and thinks, HOW CUTE. He asks the boy, "Does your dog bite?" and the boy answers him "no".
The man reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog snarls and bites his hand.
The man says, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The boy says, "He doesn't."
The man says "But your dog just bit me!!!"
The boy says "That's not my dog."