Post by syrinx on Jan 1, 2006 7:10:40 GMT 1
OK, it's an oldie, but good (and correct) as ever!
Dog Show Terms Defined
1. Great stud dog.....Mounts anything that can fog a mirror.
2. Excels in movement.....If he gets loose, runs like
Hell.
3. Personality Plus.....Wakes up if you put liver up
his nose.
4. Good bite.....Missed the judge, got the steward.
5. Large boned.....Looks like a Clydesdale.
6. Good Obedience prospect.....Smart enough to come
in from the rain, but ugly.
7. Quiet and good natured .....In his kennel.
8. Excels in type and style.....However, moves like a
spider on speed.
9. Won in stiff competition.....Beat 4 puppies and a
9 year old novice dog.
10. Multiple group winner.....At 2 puppy matches.
11. Pointed.....His head is shaped like a carrot.
12. Noted Judge.....He put up our dog.
13. Respected Judge.....He put up our dog twice.
14. Esteemed Judge.....He puts up anything that
crawls.
15. Specialty Judge.....Puts up anything that looks
like his own breeding.
16. Won in heavy competition.....The others were
revoltingly overweight.
17. Shown Sparingly.....Only when we had it in the
bag.
18. Show Prospect.....He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears,
and 1 tail.
19. Finished in 5 shows.....And 89 where he failed to
win a ribbon.
20. Well Balanced.....Straight as a stick, front and
rear
21. Handled brilliantly by.....Nobody else can get
near him.
22. At stud to "approved" bitches.....Those bitches
whose owners check is "approved" by our bank.
23. Linebred from famous champions.....Ch Whoozitz
appears twice in the 6th generation.
24. Terrific brood bitch.....Her conformation is the
pits, but she throws big litters.
25. Wins another Best In Show.....His second, under
the same judge, our uncle.
Dog Show Terms Defined
1. Great stud dog.....Mounts anything that can fog a mirror.
2. Excels in movement.....If he gets loose, runs like
Hell.
3. Personality Plus.....Wakes up if you put liver up
his nose.
4. Good bite.....Missed the judge, got the steward.
5. Large boned.....Looks like a Clydesdale.
6. Good Obedience prospect.....Smart enough to come
in from the rain, but ugly.
7. Quiet and good natured .....In his kennel.
8. Excels in type and style.....However, moves like a
spider on speed.
9. Won in stiff competition.....Beat 4 puppies and a
9 year old novice dog.
10. Multiple group winner.....At 2 puppy matches.
11. Pointed.....His head is shaped like a carrot.
12. Noted Judge.....He put up our dog.
13. Respected Judge.....He put up our dog twice.
14. Esteemed Judge.....He puts up anything that
crawls.
15. Specialty Judge.....Puts up anything that looks
like his own breeding.
16. Won in heavy competition.....The others were
revoltingly overweight.
17. Shown Sparingly.....Only when we had it in the
bag.
18. Show Prospect.....He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears,
and 1 tail.
19. Finished in 5 shows.....And 89 where he failed to
win a ribbon.
20. Well Balanced.....Straight as a stick, front and
rear
21. Handled brilliantly by.....Nobody else can get
near him.
22. At stud to "approved" bitches.....Those bitches
whose owners check is "approved" by our bank.
23. Linebred from famous champions.....Ch Whoozitz
appears twice in the 6th generation.
24. Terrific brood bitch.....Her conformation is the
pits, but she throws big litters.
25. Wins another Best In Show.....His second, under
the same judge, our uncle.
