Post by rute_paredes on Apr 5, 2006 16:53:45 GMT 1
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shephard: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Portuguese water dog: If it ain't swimming, I ain't caring
Beagle: Ok lads, let's do the 7-dog pyramid, like the Flying Wallendas. We'll reach it alright!
German Shephard: I'll just follow the instruction manual, looks simple enough
PitBull: Are you lookin' at me? I said, are you lookin' at me Mr. Lightbulb tough-guy?
Dogo Argentino: Burned out is it? uhm.. I'm keeping an eye on it just in case...
Husky: Change a lightbulb?! Race you there!
Setter: You can run but you can't hide from me
Dalmatian: You can hide but you can't run from me
Great Dane: Can I give it a good cuddle before I change it?
Newfoundland: Oops, I think I just broke it...
Saint Bernard: I'd change it if it would only sit still...
Weimaraner: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?
(from www.doglistener.co.uk, with alterations)
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shephard: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Portuguese water dog: If it ain't swimming, I ain't caring
Beagle: Ok lads, let's do the 7-dog pyramid, like the Flying Wallendas. We'll reach it alright!
German Shephard: I'll just follow the instruction manual, looks simple enough
PitBull: Are you lookin' at me? I said, are you lookin' at me Mr. Lightbulb tough-guy?
Dogo Argentino: Burned out is it? uhm.. I'm keeping an eye on it just in case...
Husky: Change a lightbulb?! Race you there!
Setter: You can run but you can't hide from me
Dalmatian: You can hide but you can't run from me
Great Dane: Can I give it a good cuddle before I change it?
Newfoundland: Oops, I think I just broke it...
Saint Bernard: I'd change it if it would only sit still...
Weimaraner: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?
(from www.doglistener.co.uk, with alterations)
